03347cam a2200385 4500 234621907 TxAuBib 20140806120000.0 ||||||s2012||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9780062123749 0062123742 96295f85-f101-4f3e-baab-debb6dfc21f0 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 885510 OverDrive (Product ID) 885510 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Halpern, Justin, 1980- I Suck at Girls [Libby]. HarperCollins, 2012. Personal Memoirs. Format: OverDrive OverDrive MP3 Audiobook, Filesize: 114MB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Listen, Filesize: 114MB. Biography & Autobiography. Nonfiction. HTML:"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier." Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh <ul> <li>t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."</li> </ul> But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. Full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom, it's also full of new characters just as funny—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today. Read by Sean Schemmel. Media Type: Audiobook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2015-08-06 14:05:11. Schemmel, Seán, 1968- HarperCollinsPublishers, ©2012 by. http://nh.lib.overdrive.com/ContentDetails.htm?ID=96295f85-f101-4f3e-baab-debb6dfc21f0 http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-25/0293-1/885510-ISuckAtGirls.wma Excerpt (OverDrive MP3 Audiobook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-425/0293-1/885510-ISuckAtGirls.mp3 Excerpt (OverDrive MP3 Audiobook) http://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=96295F85-F101-4F3E-BAAB-DEBB6DFC21F0&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive MP3 Audiobook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-25/0293-1/885510-ISuckAtGirls.wma Excerpt (OverDrive Listen) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-425/0293-1/885510-ISuckAtGirls.mp3 Excerpt (OverDrive Listen) http://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=96295F85-F101-4F3E-BAAB-DEBB6DFC21F0&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Listen)