03775cam a2200421 4500 234631467 TxAuBib 20140806120000.0 ||||||s2005||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781588365071 1588365077 B000FCKI0U Amazon 666592ad-6e00-4f19-ad93-604f8f3c3be9 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 69267 OverDrive (Product ID) 122845 69267 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Notaro, Laurie. An Idiot Girl's Christmas [Libby] : True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List. Random House Publishing Group, 2005. Format: OverDrive Adobe PDF eBook, Filesize: 488kB. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 205kB. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Biography & Autobiography. Nonfiction. HTML:<p>IT'S LAURIE NOTARO'S HOLIDAY HANDBOOK.<br /> PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR TINSEL OFF.<br /> <br /> It's the most wonderful--and most dreadful--season of the year, when boxes of truffles attack your thighs, drunken holiday revelers stay long past their welcome, and your grandmother has conniptions at the department store over the price of hand lotion. Welcome to Laurie Notaro's Christmastime.<br /> <br /> In ten brand-new stories and three previously published favorites, Notaro shares the sidesplitting daily disasters of the holidays, like finding herself on emergency feminine product recon at midnight on Christmas Eve; surrendering to the inevitable Horrible Gift Parade by simply asking for holiday dish towels and giant white underpants from Sears; battling the morons in line at the Seventh Circle of Hell, otherwise known as the do-it-yourself craft store; and trying to live down her reputation as the Most Unfun Christmas Party Guest Ever, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a fake overdose and emergency paramedics.<br /> <br /> So whether you find yourself at the Dull and Smart Party or the Raucous and Stupid Party this holiday season, you'll always know where to find Laurie--just follow the chocolate trail over to the cheese platter. She'll be the one dialing the cops.<br /> <br /> <i>From the Hardcover edition.</i></p>. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2015-08-06 14:05:11. http://nh.lib.overdrive.com/ContentDetails.htm?ID=666592ad-6e00-4f19-ad93-604f8f3c3be9 http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/666/592/AD/IdiotGirlsChristmasTrueTalesfromtheTo9781588365071.epub Excerpt (Adobe PDF eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=666592AD-6E00-4F19-AD93-604F8F3C3BE9&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe PDF eBook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/666/592/AD/IdiotGirlsChristmasTrueTalesfromtheTo9781588365071.epub Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=666592AD-6E00-4F19-AD93-604F8F3C3BE9&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/666/592/AD/IdiotGirlsChristmasTrueTalesfromtheTo9781588365071.epub Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=666592AD-6E00-4F19-AD93-604F8F3C3BE9&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) http://excerpts.cdn.overdrive.com/FormatType-410/0111-1/666/592/AD/IdiotGirlsChristmasTrueTalesfromtheTo9781588365071.epub Excerpt (OverDrive Read) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=666592AD-6E00-4F19-AD93-604F8F3C3BE9&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)